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Ну и в качестве музыкального сопровождения, англоязычная фантазия на тему "Чтоб не пил, не курил и цветы всегда дарил.." =)

Teach In - The Robot 1979
I lived all alone in my furnished room
and looked for a friend to break away the gloom
when a man offered me a kind of human machine
it was the best I'd ever seen.

My friends were afraid for that man of steel
I said don't you worry his love is real
he's sweet
he's nice
he's never sad
he's the best I've ever had.

The robot the robot
I love that lovely robot
he walks and talks and wheels and deals
he is the best there is

The robot the robot
I love that lovely robot
to move and groove
romance and dance
he can even kiss.

(Your humble servant
your robot is speaking whatever you wish
I'll obey.)

The robot
the robot.

My friend of steel has a heart of gold
more than that he will never grow old
atomic batteries will keep him fine
he is the best and he is mine.

We went to a party the other night
it sure was fun with that man by my side
he wiggled and he danced like a disco-star
he was the best that's what he was.

The robot the robot
I love that lovely robot
he walks and talks and wheels and deals
he is the best there is

The robot the robot
I love that lovely robot
to move and groove
romance and dance
he can even kiss.

(Your humble servant
your robot is speaking whatever you wish
I'll obey.)

The robot
the robot.

(Your robot is speaking ...)

The robot the robot
I love that lovely robot
he walks and talks and wheels and deals
he is the best there is

The robot the robot
I love that lovely robot
to move and groove
romance and dance
he can even kiss.

The robot the robot
I love that lovely robot
he walks and talks and wheels and deals
he is the best there is

The robot the robot the robot
the robot.